basedgosh:

im hungrier than the neopet i neglected for 9 years

(Source: canadad, via human)

selfiepolice:

i feel u

or like i want to

(Source: cutebiche, via human)

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via blissfullyexplicit)

officialunitedstates:

*walks into tattoo store*  I’d like one of them permanent stickers

(via jesuser)