supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via jesuser)

witchchad:

mildlyautisticsuperdetective:

witchchad:

ways to get me into bed 

1. have curly hair

2. wear a crown

thats it after that im so yours

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HO L YSH IT

(via jesuser)

okuyazu:

Guyliner, in case the word eye is too feminine for you

(Source: bauks, via notadonut)